[svlug] Hmmpf. Technopeasants.

Rick Moen rick at linuxmafia.com
Fri Mar 2 10:56:01 PST 2001

begin Anthony Chu quotation:

> Please unsubscribe aachu at home.com.
> Thanks very much.    
> Anthony

You'll have to take it up with Jack Domo.

It all depends whether you have the five-year or the lifetime
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patience or death.  For termination-through-death, your will should
specify a number of, eh, specific and interesting clauses, including a
generous bequest to the CyberPeasant Relocation Fund.  We have lawyers
here who will help with this.

To discover which kind of subscription you have, you will need to study
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we're lifers, having sold our souls to Satan, are Crack addicts, and/or
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It's possible that your subscription is new enough that you can still
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The Operations Officer here is a volunteer retired military officer, 
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It is said that unsubscribing is like taking a sh**: nobody else
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[Lifted from a post to dc-stuff at dis.org by djv at bedford.net .  Alas,
the joke is somewhat impaired by our no longer running Majordomo,

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