[Smaug] signs that you're having thanksgiving dinner with a geek
Rob Beckett
subwolf at gmail.com
Tue Nov 22 21:25:23 PST 2005
Nice!
Last one reminded me of http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile
Rob Beckett
On 11/22/05, james sheldon <jsheldon at ucsc.edu> wrote:
>
> 11:16a
> Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek
> Via: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/11/top_11_geek_thanksgiving.html
>
> 11. Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
> 10. Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their
> "I am thankful for..." speech.
> 9. A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the
> turkey.
> 8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims
> bringing diseases to the new world.
> 7. Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't
> they?"
> 6. Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your
> mouth.
> 5. The cranberries are caffeinated.
> 4. Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
> 3. Three words: Lego gravy boat.
> 2. Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
> 1. The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being
> butchered.
>
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